Why No Holds Barred is the Ultimate Nostalgia Trip for Hulkamaniacs

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If you grew up in the late 80s or early 90s, you didn’t just watch Hulk Hogan—you lived in a world defined by him. Between the vitamins, the prayers, and the neon yellow spandex, the Hulkster was less of a wrestler and more of a living superhero.

But then, 1989 gave us something that defied logic, physics, and perhaps, good taste: No Holds Barred.

Look, I’m not here to tell you this is an Oscar-contending masterpiece. It’s objectively ridiculous. It’s loud, it’s sweaty, and the plot makes a Saturday morning cartoon look like Succession. But despite its campy nature—or maybe because of it—this movie still resonates with me today.

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CloverPit: Unholy Fusion DLC Review – Is the New Expansion Worth It?

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If you thought your credit card bill was scary when I first wrote about CloverPit back in December, I have some bad news: the interest rates in hell just went up.

Panik Arcade and Future Friends Games have officially released the first DLC for their demonic slot-machine roguelite, titled Unholy Fusion. If the base Xbox game was a descent into madness, this expansion is like finding a hidden basement under the asylum floor. It’s grotesque, it’s chaotic, and it’s exactly what I needed to get sucked back into the pit.

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Staring into the Deep: Why Cthulhu: The Cosmic Abyss is the Sci-Fi Horror We Needed

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After staring at non-Euclidean geometry and listening to the haunting echoes of a cello, and frankly, I’m not sure if I’m still entirely “sane.” But if that’s the price for playing through NACON and Big Bad Wolf’s latest masterpiece, Cthulhu: The Cosmic Abyss, then call me Wilbur Whateley and sign me up.

If you’ve been following the horror scene this year, you know the hype has been real for this one. It’s finally out on Xbox Series X|S, and after emerging from the depths of the Pacific, I’ve got some thoughts.

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Is The Empty Desk Worth It? An Honest Review

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We’ve all had that feeling, right? You’re the last person in the office. The fluorescent lights are humming a little too loudly, the shadows in the corner of the breakroom look like they’re moving, and every creak of the floorboards makes you jump.

Most of us just pack up and sprint to our cars. But in The Empty Desk, the latest indie horror title from JanduSoft, you don’t get off that easily.

I recently sat down with this one on my Xbox, and honestly? I might never look at a cubicle the same way again. Here’s the breakdown of why this lo-fi nightmare is worth your time.

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I Saw 1776 at the Walnut Street Theatre—Here is Why it’s the Best Way to Honor the 250th

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Photo by Mark Garvin.

I had the pleasure of heading over to the Walnut Street Theatre this past Friday to see 1776 The Musical. With the 250th anniversary of our nation’s birth approaching, it felt like the perfect way to celebrate, especially while standing right in the heart of Philadelphia, just steps from where the original story took place. The production is a key part of the city’s commemorations for the signing of the Declaration of Independence, and the atmosphere in the theatre was truly electric.

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Nullstar: Solus Review: The Most Intense Precision Platformer on Xbox

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Let’s be real: we’ve all played precision platformers that make us want to throw our controllers across the room. But every once in a while, one comes along that manages to turn that frustration into a flow state so satisfying you can’t put it down.

I just spent time diving into Nullstar: Solus on Xbox, and if you’re a fan of high-stakes speedrunning or atmospheric sci-fi, you need to put this on your radar.

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Godstone Island Awaits: My Review of The Occultist on Xbox

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If you’ve ever found yourself wishing that Geralt of Rivia would hang up his silver sword and take up a career as a paranormal detective, then The Occultist is going to feel like a very strange, very specific dream come true.

I just spent the last few nights huddled in the dark with my Xbox controller, exploring the fog-drenched streets of Godstone Island, and I have some thoughts. Developed by DALOAR and published by Daedalic Entertainment, The Occultist is a first-person narrative horror that swaps out jump scares for deep-seated dread and “action” for methodical investigation.

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Everything You Need to Know Before Buying Before Exit: Supermarket on Xbox

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Ever had that sinking feeling at the end of a long shift where you know you forgot something, but you just can’t put your finger on it? That’s essentially the entire premise of Before Exit: Supermarket, a quirky, low-budget simulation game that recently hit the Xbox Store.

If you’ve ever worked retail, this game might give you minor PTSD—but in a strangely addictive, “just one more day” kind of way.

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Is Saint Slayer: Spear of Sacrilege Worth It? My Full Review

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If you grew up during the NES era, you likely have a love-hate relationship with “Nintendo Hard” games. You remember the stiff jumps of Castlevania, the frantic pace of Ninja Gaiden, and the rewarding (if brutal) feeling of finally conquering a level after fifty tries.

Lillymo Games’ latest title, Saint Slayer: Spear of Sacrilege, is a blood-soaked love letter to those exact feelings. After spending some time with it on Xbox, I can safely say it’s one of the most authentic—and challenging—retro throwbacks in recent years.

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Ready for the Runway: A Review of the New Bratz: Rhythm & Style DLC

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The fashion journey on Xbox continues to evolve with the release of the latest content for Bratz: Rhythm & Style. Since the initial exploration of why this title is the most stylish game on Xbox and the subsequent guide to the initial DLC fashion packs, the world of Stilesville has grown even more vibrant. The new Runway Ready pack, released this month, adds a competitive edge and fresh aesthetic that fans will appreciate.

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