Masters of the Universe Review: A Good Movie Weighed Down by Forced Humor

As a kid who grew up glued to the TV watching reruns of the original He-Man and the Masters of the Universe animated series in the late 1980s and early 1990s, the announcement of a new live-action film hit me right in the childhood. I was one of those kids who didn’t just watch the show; I lived it. I distinctly remember sprinting at top speed around the house, hoisting my plastic Power Sword high in the air, and yelling “I have the power!” at the top of my lungs. In fact, my commitment to the role was so total that I once suffered a spectacular wipeout right by the front door because I was too busy staring up at my plastic weapon to notice what my own feet were doing.

When the 1987 live-action film came along, I absolutely loved it. Say what you want about it, but it had a tremendous cast—Frank Langella’s Skeletor remains iconic—and a dark, synth-heavy vibe that completely captured my imagination. Because of that lifelong fandom, my expectations and hopes for Director Travis Knight’s 2026 Masters of the Universe were incredibly high.

Ultimately, the new movie mostly lived up to what I wanted, even if it trips over its own feet along the way.

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The Best DC Comics Movie You Totally Forgot Exists

It is still wild to me that A History of Violence is technically a DC movie.

If you had timed things perfectly back in the fall of 2005, you could have walked out of Christopher Nolan’s Batman Begins and walked right into David Cronenberg’s A History of Violence. Both were distributed by Warner Bros. and adapted from DC properties. But while Batman was busy restarting the superhero blockbuster machine, Cronenberg was using a graphic novel to deconstruct what violence actually does to the human soul.

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Mortal Kombat 2 Movie Review: Is The Sequel A Flawless Victory?

If you went into the 2021 Mortal Kombat reboot and thought, “This is okay, but it needs 200% more Johnny Cage, a lot less Cole Young, and a budget that relies entirely on green screens,” then Mortal Kombat II is exactly the movie you asked for. For better or worse.

As someone who grew up hearing the iconic “TEST YOUR MIGHT” echo through arcade halls, I went into this sequel with tempered expectations. What we got is a loud, incredibly gory, aggressively fast-paced apology tour that completely pivots from the first film. It’s an undeniable upgrade in terms of fan service, but it trades in what little narrative restraint the first movie had for a structure that feels less like a cinematic story and more like a two-hour sequence of Let’s Play videos.

Here is how the sequel stacks up.

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Revisiting Hero: Jet Li’s Greatest Martial Arts Epic

Ever since finishing Jet Li’s fascinating new memoir, Looking for Jet Li (which I just wrote about here), I’ve been on a massive deep dive through his filmography. Reading about his transition from a hyper-disciplined wushu champion to a global action star—and ultimately to a man focused on deep spiritual mindfulness—adds a whole new layer of meaning to his entire body of work.

While revisiting his classics, one film stood out as an absolute masterpiece demanding its own dedicated spotlight: Zhang Yimou’s 2002 epic, Hero.

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Why the Extended Edition of Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves is the Ultimate 90s Fever Dream

Let’s be honest with ourselves: 1991’s Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves is a glorious mess of a movie. It is a film where Kevin Costner rocks a fantastic, flowing mullet and absolutely refuses to even attempt an English accent, while Morgan Freeman grounds the entire blockbusting spectacle with pure, unadulterated dignity.

But if you’ve only ever watched the theatrical cut that used to play on basic cable every Sunday afternoon, you’re missing out on the full experience. You need to track down the Extended Edition. By adding roughly 12 minutes of footage, this version takes a chaotic 90s action-adventure and transforms it into something far more bizarre, darker, and ultimately rewarding.

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Tired of Sequel Hype? Why The Animatrix Is the Best Matrix Expansion Ever Made

There was a specific kind of magic in the late ’90s and early 2000s. Cyberpunk wasn’t just an aesthetic; it felt like a looming promise (or threat). Right at the center of that digital zeitgeist was The Matrix. But while everyone remembers the leather trench coats, the bullet-time, and the massive box office numbers of the live-action trilogy, there’s a quiet masterpiece sitting in the shadow of the monolith.

I’m talking about The Animatrix (2003).

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The Forgotten Dark Knight Movie That Is Actually a Great Horror Film

Every once in a while, a movie concept comes along that sounds like it was written by a couple of ten-year-olds playing with action figures in a sandbox. The Batman vs. Dracula is exactly that on paper. Released straight-to-DVD back in 2005 as a spin-off of the often-overlooked animated series The Batman, this movie had every reason to be a lazy, cash-in gimmick.

Instead? It is a surprisingly dark, beautifully atmospheric, and genuinely creepy hidden gem that deserves a spot on your regular spooky-season watchlist.

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From Martial Arts to Mindfulness: Inside Jet Li’s New Memoir

I had been looking forward to Jet Li’s new memoir, Beyond Life and Death: The Way of True Freedom, for months, and I can confidently say it did not disappoint. In fact, it completely exceeded my expectations. I consume a substantial amount of literature each year, regularly shifting between graphic novels, thrillers, and other biographies, but this stands out as one of the greatest books I have ever read.

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Why No Holds Barred is the Ultimate Nostalgia Trip for Hulkamaniacs

If you grew up in the late 80s or early 90s, you didn’t just watch Hulk Hogan—you lived in a world defined by him. Between the vitamins, the prayers, and the neon yellow spandex, the Hulkster was less of a wrestler and more of a living superhero.

But then, 1989 gave us something that defied logic, physics, and perhaps, good taste: No Holds Barred.

Look, I’m not here to tell you this is an Oscar-contending masterpiece. It’s objectively ridiculous. It’s loud, it’s sweaty, and the plot makes a Saturday morning cartoon look like Succession. But despite its campy nature—or maybe because of it—this movie still resonates with me today.

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A Guide to the Best Winnie the Pooh Movies: From 1977 to 2011

Whether you’re a child of the ‘70s, a 2000s kid, or a parent today, the Hundred Acre Wood feels like a second home. There is something uniquely soothing about a “bear of very little brain” and his philosophical band of friends.

But with decades of content, which films truly capture that A.A. Milne magic? Today, I’m looking at three distinct gems: the foundational classic, the high-energy character study, and the modern love letter.

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