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Why The Expendables Are the Ultimate “Turn Your Brain Off” Blast

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Let’s be honest for a second. Sometimes, you don’t want a deeply complex psychological thriller that makes you question the meaning of existence. Sometimes, you don’t want a slow-burning indie drama that leaves you staring at a blank screen in existential dread.

Sometimes, you just want to see a building explode while a 1980s action icon delivers a corny one-liner.

That is exactly why I will always defend The Expendables franchise. As a massive fan of these films, a huge part of my love comes down to two absolute legends: Sylvester Stallone and Jet Li. Stallone is the mastermind behind this entire glorious madness, assembling the ultimate action-movie Avengers. And Jet Li? The man is a human lightning bolt, bringing incredible martial arts precision to the heavy-artillery chaos.

The secret to enjoying this series is simple: don’t take them too seriously. If you walk into these movies expecting grounded realism, you’re doing it wrong. They are an unapologetic throwback to the golden age of action—loud, over-the-top, and an absolute blast.

With four movies now in the books, let’s break down the franchise, movie by movie, to see how this wild ride evolves.

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The 2018 Robin Hood Movie is Actually an Absolute Blast

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Let’s be honest for a second. When the 2018 reboot of Robin Hood hit theaters, the critics absolutely eviscerated it. It was called unnecessary, a mess, and everything in between. Because of that, I avoided it for years. But the other night, I finally decided to put it on with zero expectations—mostly because I’m not a Robin Hood purist who needs every adaptation to strictly copy traditional folklore.

And you know what? I was completely blown away by how much fun it is.

Contrary to all that early negative press, I found this movie to be a total blast from start to finish. If you’re willing to let go of what you think a medieval movie is supposed to look like, there is so much to love here.

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Masters of the Universe Review: A Good Movie Weighed Down by Forced Humor

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As a kid who grew up glued to the TV watching reruns of the original He-Man and the Masters of the Universe animated series in the late 1980s and early 1990s, the announcement of a new live-action film hit me right in the childhood. I was one of those kids who didn’t just watch the show; I lived it. I distinctly remember sprinting at top speed around the house, hoisting my plastic Power Sword high in the air, and yelling “I have the power!” at the top of my lungs. In fact, my commitment to the role was so total that I once suffered a spectacular wipeout right by the front door because I was too busy staring up at my plastic weapon to notice what my own feet were doing.

When the 1987 live-action film came along, I absolutely loved it. Say what you want about it, but it had a tremendous cast—Frank Langella’s Skeletor remains iconic—and a dark, synth-heavy vibe that completely captured my imagination. Because of that lifelong fandom, my expectations and hopes for Director Travis Knight’s 2026 Masters of the Universe were incredibly high.

Ultimately, the new movie mostly lived up to what I wanted, even if it trips over its own feet along the way.

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The Best DC Comics Movie You Totally Forgot Exists

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It is still wild to me that A History of Violence is technically a DC movie.

If you had timed things perfectly back in the fall of 2005, you could have walked out of Christopher Nolan’s Batman Begins and walked right into David Cronenberg’s A History of Violence. Both were distributed by Warner Bros. and adapted from DC properties. But while Batman was busy restarting the superhero blockbuster machine, Cronenberg was using a graphic novel to deconstruct what violence actually does to the human soul.

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Mortal Kombat 2 Movie Review: Is The Sequel A Flawless Victory?

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If you went into the 2021 Mortal Kombat reboot and thought, “This is okay, but it needs 200% more Johnny Cage, a lot less Cole Young, and a budget that relies entirely on green screens,” then Mortal Kombat II is exactly the movie you asked for. For better or worse.

As someone who grew up hearing the iconic “TEST YOUR MIGHT” echo through arcade halls, I went into this sequel with tempered expectations. What we got is a loud, incredibly gory, aggressively fast-paced apology tour that completely pivots from the first film. It’s an undeniable upgrade in terms of fan service, but it trades in what little narrative restraint the first movie had for a structure that feels less like a cinematic story and more like a two-hour sequence of Let’s Play videos.

Here is how the sequel stacks up.

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Revisiting Hero: Jet Li’s Greatest Martial Arts Epic

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Ever since finishing Jet Li’s fascinating new memoir, Looking for Jet Li (which I just wrote about here), I’ve been on a massive deep dive through his filmography. Reading about his transition from a hyper-disciplined wushu champion to a global action star—and ultimately to a man focused on deep spiritual mindfulness—adds a whole new layer of meaning to his entire body of work.

While revisiting his classics, one film stood out as an absolute masterpiece demanding its own dedicated spotlight: Zhang Yimou’s 2002 epic, Hero.

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Tired of Sequel Hype? Why The Animatrix Is the Best Matrix Expansion Ever Made

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There was a specific kind of magic in the late ’90s and early 2000s. Cyberpunk wasn’t just an aesthetic; it felt like a looming promise (or threat). Right at the center of that digital zeitgeist was The Matrix. But while everyone remembers the leather trench coats, the bullet-time, and the massive box office numbers of the live-action trilogy, there’s a quiet masterpiece sitting in the shadow of the monolith.

I’m talking about The Animatrix (2003).

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The Forgotten Dark Knight Movie That Is Actually a Great Horror Film

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Every once in a while, a movie concept comes along that sounds like it was written by a couple of ten-year-olds playing with action figures in a sandbox. The Batman vs. Dracula is exactly that on paper. Released straight-to-DVD back in 2005 as a spin-off of the often-overlooked animated series The Batman, this movie had every reason to be a lazy, cash-in gimmick.

Instead? It is a surprisingly dark, beautifully atmospheric, and genuinely creepy hidden gem that deserves a spot on your regular spooky-season watchlist.

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A Guide to the Best Winnie the Pooh Movies: From 1977 to 2011

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Whether you’re a child of the ‘70s, a 2000s kid, or a parent today, the Hundred Acre Wood feels like a second home. There is something uniquely soothing about a “bear of very little brain” and his philosophical band of friends.

But with decades of content, which films truly capture that A.A. Milne magic? Today, I’m looking at three distinct gems: the foundational classic, the high-energy character study, and the modern love letter.

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Is Return to Silent Hill Good? My Full Review

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For as long as I can remember, the foggy, dilapidated streets of Silent Hill have occupied a significant corner of my mind. I am a lifelong fan of the franchise; I’ve survived the pixelated horrors of the PlayStation original and dove deep into the psychological abyss of Silent Hill 2. Those two games, in particular, hold a truly special place in my heart, setting the gold standard for what atmospheric horror can achieve.

Lately, I’ve been reliving that nightmare in the best possible way, spending my evenings glued to the Silent Hill 2 remake on Xbox. It is a spectacular return to form, and my expectations for the franchise have never been higher. When I sat down to watch the latest cinematic offering, Return to Silent Hill, I was cautiously optimistic. Could a new movie live up to the legacy?

I am thrilled to say that it did.

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