Remember Stallone’s Get Carter Remake? Here’s Why It’s Worth a Second Look

Let’s travel back to the turn of the millennium. It’s the year 2000. Nu-metal is on the radio, everyone is terrified of the Y2K bug, and Sylvester Stallone is sporting a meticulously sculpted goatee, pointy sideburns, and a wardrobe full of $5,000 sharkskin suits.

Enter Get Carter.

If you ask a hardcore cinephile about this movie, they will likely shudder. The film is a remake of the 1971 British crime masterpiece starring Michael Caine—widely considered one of the greatest, grittiest revenge thrillers ever made. When Hollywood decided to drop Stallone into the lead role, shift the setting from a bleak, industrial Northeast England to a rain-soaked, techno-booming Seattle, and flash-fry the whole thing in MTV-style editing, the critics had an absolute field day. It bombed at the box office, scored a dismal 11% on Rotten Tomatoes, and effectively sent Sly’s career into a brief straight-to-video tailspin.

But here’s my hot take: Get Carter (2000) doesn’t deserve all the pure vitriol it gets. If you isolate it from the shadow of the original, it is a fascinating, deeply weird artifact of its era that actually has some genuinely good stuff under the hood.

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Why The Expendables Are the Ultimate “Turn Your Brain Off” Blast

Let’s be honest for a second. Sometimes, you don’t want a deeply complex psychological thriller that makes you question the meaning of existence. Sometimes, you don’t want a slow-burning indie drama that leaves you staring at a blank screen in existential dread.

Sometimes, you just want to see a building explode while a 1980s action icon delivers a corny one-liner.

That is exactly why I will always defend The Expendables franchise. As a massive fan of these films, a huge part of my love comes down to two absolute legends: Sylvester Stallone and Jet Li. Stallone is the mastermind behind this entire glorious madness, assembling the ultimate action-movie Avengers. And Jet Li? The man is a human lightning bolt, bringing incredible martial arts precision to the heavy-artillery chaos.

The secret to enjoying this series is simple: don’t take them too seriously. If you walk into these movies expecting grounded realism, you’re doing it wrong. They are an unapologetic throwback to the golden age of action—loud, over-the-top, and an absolute blast.

With four movies now in the books, let’s break down the franchise, movie by movie, to see how this wild ride evolves.

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Soap, Bullets, and Motherly Love: A Look Back at Stallone’s Strangest Film

When it comes to early ’90s action comedies, Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot stands out — not for critical acclaim, but for the sheer audacity of pairing Sylvester Stallone with Estelle Getty in a buddy-cop setup no one saw coming. Directed by Roger Spottiswoode and released in 1992, the film promised high-octane laughs but delivered something closer to a cinematic curiosity.

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Why Eric Roberts is the Real Star of The Specialist

When The Specialist hit theaters in 1994, it promised a heady mix of sultry noir, high-stakes revenge, and explosive action. Directed by Luis Llosa and loosely based on John Shirley’s novels, the film pairs Sylvester Stallone’s brooding bomb expert with Sharon Stone’s enigmatic femme fatale in a Miami-set tale of vengeance.

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90 Minutes with Lloyd Kaufman: Troma, Toxic Avenger, and Beyond

Today, I had the pleasure of conducting my first ever in-person video interview, and it was with the legendary co-founder of Troma Entertainment, Lloyd Kaufman. During this in-depth 90-minute discussion, we talked about The Toxic Avenger, Lloyd’s work on Rocky with Sylvester Stallone, Toxic Crusaders, Class of Nuke ‘Em High, Tromeo and Juliet, James Gunn, why Hollywood blockbusters are in financial trouble, the incredible Troma Now streaming service, and so much more. Thank you, Lloyd, for a spectacular interview. Watch our full conversation below. Enjoy!

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Expendables 4: A Nostalgic Reload for Action Enthusiasts

The Expendables franchise has made a surprising return with Expendables 4, marking a decade since its last installment. While skepticism looms about the demand for another entry, fans of 80s and 90s action films may find themselves in familiar territory. In this review, we delve into the resurrection of Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, and their ensemble of action heroes, exploring whether this installment successfully recaptures the franchise’s former glory.

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A Triumph of 90s Action: Judge Dredd Review


The 1995 cinematic venture Judge Dredd, starring the legendary Sylvester Stallone, stands as a testament to the high-octane action films of its decade. Bridging the realms of comic book adaptation and dystopian future tales, the movie serves as a thrill ride for action enthusiasts and fans of the iconic character.

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Tango & Cash: Why You Should Watch This 1980s Buddy-Cop Movie

In the vast array of action-packed cop films, Tango & Cash stands out not just for its adrenaline-pumping sequences but also for its charismatic lead duo and quirky humor. Directed by Andrei Konchalovsky, this 1989 release, starring Sylvester Stallone and Kurt Russell, offers an entertaining blend of action, wit, and undeniable chemistry.

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Movie Review: Samaritan

Samaritan starring Sylvester Stallone is now available to stream for free on Amazon Prime Video. Check out the video review below for my thoughts on this Amazon-exclusive movie starring Sly.

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Book Review: Sly Moves by Sylvester Stallone

Released back in 2005, Sly Moves by Sylvester Stallone inspired me to lift weights, hit up GNC for supplements, and get healthy. Nearly 20 years later, I decided to revisit this book, this time as an audiobook. How does it hold up? Read on for my thoughts.

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